Five Second Critic 015: New Karate Kid

In this episode, I point out something you probably didn’t know about the new Karate Kid.

Watched it and still confused? Here’s Five Second Critic for Dummies:

The star of the new The Karate Kid is Jaden Smith. Jaden is the son of Jada Pinkett Smith and the brother of Trey Smith and Willow “Whip My Hair” Smith.

And, oh yeah, his dad is the motherloving Fresh Prince.

What does that have to do with anything? Sirs and madams, do you not know the genius that is the second single from DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince? That single, you uneducated bilge rats, was called “Parents Just Don’t Understand” and that is where our whole joke comes from this week: Will Smith, the Fresh Prince, who once complained about parents not understanding, is now a parent himself.

Yes, we cribbed a joke from Jersey Girl. You wanna go? We’ll cut you, man!

Please note that episodes of Five Second Critic air first on The Monday Morning Show.