Five Second Critic 017: Keanu

In this episode, I have a warning for Matrix star Keanu Reeves.

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Keanu Reeves shot to stardom as Ted “Theodore” Logan in the motion picture Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure and later made famous the role of Neo in the Matrix trilogy. He’s played a cop, a vampire’s victim, and a sidekick to Patrick Swayze, among other things. But, throughout his career, he has maintained one thing above all else.

He must utter a dumbfounded “Whoa” in every film he appears in.

Okay, so maybe he doesn’t do it that often, but it certainly seems like it. And, really, all I’m trying to say is: “Stop it.”

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