The New Trailer for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES

Mermaids, and Sparrows, and Keith Richards! Oh my! It’s the hot, new trailer for the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Slashfilm commenter Corey Atad wrote, “ARGH! Everything is in close-up and medium shot! Why??? Pirates is supposed to be super epic! I need big wide shots for everything. Where is Verbinski when you need him?” But his griping is falling on deaf ears over here at Geek Force HQ. This trailer has everything we want out of a Pirates movie except a hot, swashbuckling Keira Knightley, and we think the abundance of mermaids will make up for that anyway. And hey, in Depp we trust, right?

We say: c’mon! ‘T’ain’t never going to be as good as the original trilogy, but we Pirates fans have to takes what we gets. Savvy?