A Better Death for Captain Kirk

In a recent interview with Hero Complex, Malcolm McDowell, whose character Dr. Tolian Soran killed Captain Kirk in Star Trek: Generations, told the world that Kirk deserved a better death:

They gave him such a lousy sendoff. I mean, what a cheesy move. He falls off a bridge; I shoot the bridge and he falls. That’s the best thing they could come up with?

Inspired, Hero Complex went to the masses on Twitter and asked them, “What would have been the BEST way to kill James T. Kirk?” And here is what the geniuses on Twitter came up with.

Our favorite, from Brett Farley, is: “Kirk should have died the way he lived, in the sack with a green skinned alien…...and a Tribble.” What’s your favorite? And how would you have answered the question?