Eeyore Prime — The Many Voices of Peter Cullen

Voice actor Peter Cullen is one of those people we know we’ve heard all over. He plays our favorite Transformer, Optimus Prime, and our favorite friend of Winnie the Pooh, Eeyore. But did you also know he was the narrator of Voltron and the voice of Monterey Jack on Rescue Rangers? Thanks to the fine folks at Buzzfeed for linking this up.

No thanks to Michael Bay for turning the Transformers franchise into a festering pile of crap, though. And Mr. Cullen, why did you have to go and lend an air of authenticity to Bay’s bullshit by signing on board? Really, why?!? You make us feel like Eeyore every time your voice comes out of that misshapen bastardization of all that was holy about Optimus Prime.

Then again, you are the guy who cheated on Transformers with the Gobots cartoon back in the 1980s, so what should we expect?