The Beatles on iTunes Rumor Mill

United Press International says that the music of the Beatles is finally coming to iTunes. It’s the same story that we’ve heard at least once a week, every week, since Apple, Inc. and Apple Corps Ltd. settled their differences in February 2007. Only this time it comes complete with a snarky headline: “McCartney cashes in on Beatles’ catalog.”

Sing, Muse, of my swelling hatred for the tabloids and of the way that they grossly misrepresent facts in order to sell papers.

McCartney cashes in? What about Ringo Starr? What about the family of George Harrison? What about Yoko Fucking Ono? No, let’s just focus on Paul and how he’s doing this to pay for his divorce settlement. As if Paul McCartney were the sole decision maker here…