NBC Bans PETA Girls and Their Asparagus Dildos
Apparently, the folks at NBC aren’t vegetarians. According to The Huffington Post, NBC rejected a pro-Vegetarian ad by PETA for “[depicting] a level of sexuality exceeding our standards.” The thrust (pun absolutely intended) of the video is that studies show that vegetarians have better sex than meat-eaters. And how do the geniuses at PETA go about proving this to us? They show us scantily clad women licking pumpkins, masturbating with broccoli, and wielding asparagus dildos. It’s 100% awesome, and it’s embedded above for your viewing pleasure.