Jamie Foxx and the Miley Cyrus Sex Tape

So, apparently, Miley Cyrus said something about “ruining” Radiohead. And then, apparently, Jamie Foxx had something to say to Miley.

Who is Miley Cyrus? ...The one with all the gums? ...She’s gonna ruin Radiohead’s career? The same Radiohead that gets paid a million dollars just to sample their songs? ...Make a sex tape and grow up ...Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.

Seriously, sir, I understand you’re a comedian, and that this is all part of your shtick, but can’t we just cut the kid some slack? Whether she said or didn’t say it, she hasn’t done anything nearly as bad as the other former Disney stars that you mentioned, and, until she does, I think we should leave her alone. Okay? She may one day make the sex tape, or do the heroin, or fall in love with another woman. Why not wait and make fun of her then, if you feel like you absolutely have to? For now though, there are plenty of other targets out there. A kid should have a right to be a kid in this world, shouldn’t she? You have a daughter, sir. What would you do if Billy Ray Cyrus started talking shit about her? You’d kick his achy-breaky ass, right? So, lay off. Please.

Unless of course your continued tirades make possible a Billy Ray vs. Jamie Foxx smackdown at the next WWE pay-per-view or something. Because, that, sir, is something I would pay to see.