Strawberry-Flavored Gummy Bacon

We here at Geek Force Five are huge fans of all things bacon, and if you don’t believe me then you obviously haven’t read Larry Clow’s in-depth Guide to the Bacon Universe. But, ladies and gentlemen, we do have to draw a line somewhere. And bacon-shaped products that don’t taste like bacon—that’s where we draw the line.

The ThinkGeek product page for this tries to make these strawberry-flavored strips sound cool—“[W]hen folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don’t have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways!”—but this is just lame. Agree or disagree?

[Thanks to Geekologie for linking this up.]