Carrie Fisher Roasts George Lucas

In this hilarious clip from AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute To George Lucas, Carrie Fisher introduces herself by saying, “Hi, I’m Mrs. Han Solo, and I’m an alcoholic.” And, ladies and gentlemen, it just gets better from there.  Here’s a choice bit.

And, though amongst your many possessions, you have owned my likeness lo all these years, so that every time I look in the mirror I have to send you a check for a couple of bucks—not to mention, you had the unmitigated gall to let that chick, the new girl who plays my mother, Queen Armadillo or whatever her name is (she wears a new hairstyle and outfit practically every time she walks through a door!) ...I mean, I bet she even got to wear a bra! Even though you told me I couldn’t, because there was no underwear in space!—I’m only slightly bitter…

Carrie Fisher is just plain awesome. That is all.