NEW MOON Trailer Delivers The Suck That Teens Are Craving?

I haven’t read Twilight, and I haven’t seen the film version, but I know suck when I see it. And the trailer I’ve embedded above definitely sucks. But teens are so fond of things that suck these days—oral sex is the new kiss goodnight, after all—that I’m not sure if something sucking means anything anymore. I’ll leave that up to the folks who actually watch these things to decide.

What about you? Which sucks less: the trailer for New Moon or the footage from G.I. Joe that played during the MTV Movie Awards last night?