The Gay Marriage Loophole

Straight from The Onion, here is a frightening news story. Conservatives are warning that a quick sex change operation is the only barrier between gays and marriage. A “penis-vagina exchange program” can’t be far off, Missouri congressman Gerald Iscoe warns ONN anchor Theresa Nixon. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is something we simply cannot stand for. Am I right, or am I right?

Okay, seriously: does anyone do humor like The Onion does humor? I think not. This clip, my friends, is classic.