If I had something to report, I’d report it. But, I’m really very busy right this moment. And, I don’t have nothing to report, don’t you see? ‘Cause there’s really nothing going on with me. So, for a moment or two, let me rhyme. It’s something to do to pass the time. If you’ll allow me only this, I swear I will not piss, until the sun comes up and starts to shine.

There’s not much more for me to say. I had myself a normal fucking day. My rhyming isn’t great. That, I know. But, criticize my talents and I will blow. I am very calm and dignified, don’t you see? But, if you screw me, I’ll screw me, and that won’t be very happy.

Uhm, yeah…

Stuff happened. Tomorrow’s my final deadline for the semester and I don’t have much time to write. You understand, don’t you?