Dude, You’re Getting An Ulcer!
So, like, I’m a totally dedicated student now and everything and it’s weirding me out. Like, remember in high school when I almost flunked English? Dude, that was so harsh. Then, like, remember when I wrote a paper for a history class in college taught by a dude with a PhD and I started the paper with the line, "Religion is bullshit"? Dude, like, I was such a little schmuck then. But now bro, now I’m totally, like, devoted to, like, being all studious and shit.
Translation: I have a thousand pages of reading to do and I’m actually trying to do all of it instead of just skim it. In the past I probably would’ve just skimmed through shit to get enough information to be able to be part of the conversation during the seminars. Now I feel like I’m not getting my money’s worth if I don’t work my ass off and read everything.
It’s a drag though, because I have so much on my plate right now that it would be easier if I was just the old schmucky Chris again.
On a totally separate note, can I just say how pissed off I am that the process of buying this house is taking so long. I mean, we got preapproved for way more than the price of the home we bought and now the actual approval process has been dragging on for nearly a month. The money is the only thing that’s standing in the way right now. As soon as we get approved we can set up the closing date (our original date doesn’t work for the sellers) and all will be kosher. But, I can’t help thinking that the bank is dicking us around.
Anyway, I’m a little pissed off about that. I’m a little pissed off about a lot of things. The one thing I am not pissed off about is that the Red Sox won tonight and that I allowed myself some relaxation time to kick back and watch the rerun of this week’s Queer Eye.