Hogan vs. Rock

Well, Wrestlemania X-8 is on and the match between the legend Hulk Hogan and the latest and greatest, the Rock just finished and it was fucking weird. Both men are huge fan favorites but The Rock is the bigger star right now and the audience was booing his ass. It was strange. Well, Hogan came in as a bad guy and he tried to fight the match on his own but his buddies came down to start some shit at the end and well, none of this is making any sense to you, or matters to you at all, but it was fucking cool because Hogan is a good-hearted sonuvabitch and he stood his ground, fought on his own, and came back to the good side or something.

I also determined tonight that both MaryAnn, who is over watching the big event with us, and Stef are both envious of WWF Diva Stacy Kiebler’s ass and legs. To hear these two women talk about what they wouldn’t give for this other woman’s body… it was slightly strange.

There’s still a lot of wrasslin’ left to go so I best be off, but I leave you tonight with a little funny something to tide you over till the morrow…

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.WAV files.

DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

Tech Support