Dickens World

Annie over at MaudNewton.com, reports on the arrival of Dickens World. This is quite a frightening prospect, no? Here’s a link to more information about the attraction.

To quote Annie:

I’m thinking rides. Maybe a foggy bog of sorrowful fading gravestones where convicts can pop up from behind tombstones, or a mini-train ride through a law court funhouse where gavel-wielding judges and bewigged barristers throw papers at you from the case of Jarndyce and Jarndyce. But no theme park based on the works of Charles Dickens is complete without snack stands where cold porridge is sold for a ha’pence. On a stick.

Oy gevalt! I’m so ferklempt that I could plotz.

I will stop with the channeling of Al Yankovic now and allow you all to ponder this strange news story.