Game 025 - Sox at Detroit (L 8-3)

First off, can I ask a question? Who the hell is Jeremi Gonzalez? Where did this guy come from? Maybe I’m wrong to judge him by his picture, but this fellow looks a few sandwiches short of a picnic, a few cliches short of a massive beatdown for me. And this guy is our pitcher for this evening? Lord help us.

I realize you’ve got to go somewhere to get your pitching when two of your big guns are down, but where did they find Jeremi Gonzalez?

At least we’re only facing Detroit. That’s the best thing I can say about our chances tonight.