Viagra for Kids!

This sounds like an amazing find, and I’m really happy for all the kids whose lives it’s helping to save, but isn’t there something at least a little funny about administering Viagra to children? I mean, they say there are very few side effects. But, if one of those “very few” side-effects just happens to be that the little boy with lung trouble suddenly has an enormous erection he doesn’t know what to do with, what then? You better keep the little girls in the study away from him. In the words of the immortal Joe C. (the late, great sidekick of Kid Rock), “I’m three-foot, nine, with a ten-foot d*ck”