Same Old Shite

Really tired am I. I tried getting a massive Humpday Surprise together for you all to post tomorrow but I got sick of it halfway through so I have no idea what I’ll be posting. I was just in the living room falling asleep resting my head on Stephanie’s thigh when I realized I hadn’t written my entry yet and then I came in here and I couldn’t think of what I wanted to talk about. The first thing that came to mind was just to put up some funny forward and take credit for it. That didn’t pan out. I couldn’t find anything in my forward archives that my tired brain thought amusing. Then it occured to me… on the Aerosmith album, Get Your Wings, there is a song called “S.O.S. (Too Bad)” and a song called “Same Old Song and Dance” and when I was a little bitty boy I thought they were the same song.

Ah, the fuck with it. I’m tired. Here’s a forward:

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market, called “beer,” is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. “Beer” is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of “beer” and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several “beers” men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking “beer,” men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings in a familiar scam known as “a relationship.” Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after “beer” is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious “beer” and the predatory women administering it there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up “Golf Courses” in the yellow pages.