The Aristocrats (NSFW, NSFM)

I had never heard the tasteless, mostly unfunny joke referred to as "The Aristocrats", now the subject of a film documentary featuring versions by over 100 comics. But I stumbled across two somewhat amusing versions today, and I felt like sharing.

The first, from Entertaindome, is quite good. The second, a version featuring Cartman and the kids from South Park, is priceless.

But, as I already mentioned, the joke is totally tasteless, mostly unfunny, not safe for work, and definitely not safe for mom.