Spuiten & Slikken

Oh, the Dutch, they’re so wacky!

The country that brought us the original Big Brother will, on October 10, premiere a program entitled Spuiten & Slikken, which, loosely translated, means “Ejaculate and Swallow”. The stars of the show will light up, get down, and make love—all on camera! And then they’ll talk about it!

The main presenter, Filemon Wesselink, 26, is billed to go on a pub crawl, take heroin in the form of a pill, and try LSD at home on the sofa under the watchful eye of his mother. He will also retire into a locked room and try to establish whether oral sex is better when performed by a man or a woman.

How long until CBS brings this one to America? And what will they call it?