Fortune Cookies

Due to the fact that our oven has decided it doesn’t want to work anymore, Stephanie and I ended up getting Chinese takeout tonight. Today’s full entry is coming later, but I felt the need to write something about the conclusion of our dinner straight away. When we cracked open our fortune cookies this evening, I was greeted with a most peculiar “fortune”. Now, I know that real “fortunes” are found very seldomly in fortune cookies nowadays, most “fortunes” nowadays being more like sayings. But what I ended up with took the whole business to another level. My fortune tonight was this:

A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.

They’ve stooped to putting advertising in the damn cookies now?!? Is there anywhere we’re safe from this anymore? How long will it be before we really do have ads on our toilet paper, as in Spaceballs? This is just the most ridiculous thing, like, ever.

Thankfully, the rest of my evening was quite pleasant. But I’ll get to that a little later.