Small plane crashes into Wal-Mart

How do you think the God-fearing masses who shop at Wal-Mart react when small planes crash into their beloved store? Do they wonder, even for a second, whether or not God is sending a message? I don’t know how they feel, but I know how I feel: the plane crashed down on a Wal-Mart about ten miles from my house and that makes me just a teensy bit nervous.