How To Piss Me Off…

...force me to surf through MySpace until I find every single person who made me afraid to walk the halls of my high school and every single childhood friend who abandoned me in middle school when I was no longer cool enough to hang out with. Then, remind me that the people those old friends abandoned me to hang out with were the same people that made me afraid to walk the halls at school. And, finally, show me that all of them are still friends and still have social lives and that I, in contrast, am sitting at a computer, looking for some form of connection with the rest of the world, and that I’m looking for that connection from a stupid, fucking website.