8: Gwyneth Paltrow’s Head

Steve wants to be cyborg and Chris wants to know which of his five limbs he’d replace first. Chris has never drawn an erect penis, so Steve teaches him how. And, why is it that wrestlers are always dying? All that, plus:

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